An Immaculate Concept

itsalwayssunny:

rolandfox:

Charlie: We gotta get a lot closer.
Mac: Closer? No, you gotta stay far away ‘cause it’s gonna blow up, dude!
Charlie: Chicken shit, I’ll walk right up to that thing and shoot it.
Mac: No, you can’t walk right up to it and shoot.
Charlie: It’ll blow you to safety!

My 3000th liked post!

itsalwayssunny:

D – Demonstrate Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N – Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely

(Submitted by seanlovesthis)

theofficeohword:

whytheface:lizzymaxia:

Dwangela Gothic (courtesy of Richard Weinberg).

itsalwayssunny:

elohbee:

(via fortruthisalwaysstrange)

itsfullofstars:

rymdhiss:

Saturn, its Rings and the Moon Rhea

International Space Fellowship

itsalwayssunny:

Lawyer: Well it is just so nice to see you again, Mr. Reynolds. I see that you’re still just… horrible.
Frank: Yes, you’re horrible too and I hate your tie.

Hi, master…

Question breakdown: 60% religion, 10% presidential ancestry, 10% marital status, 10% alive or not, and 10% absence of hair.

iamthesleepyhead:

alackofcolour:

sinisterlava:

championawkward:

thegrasshopperunit:

rbateson:

(via nathanieljames)

charlie kelly is the smartest man alive.

does your cat make TOO much noise?

I LOVE THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING

KITTEN MITTONS!!